Funny Event Happened During I Went To Malay House

The most funniest  ever one is no offense. Ahahaha an uncle tried to give me Angpao but he forgot to PUT IN MONEY ;) Most embarrassed.....and I straight away made sadly face just wanted to make him feel embarrassed (6) By the way, the fish he cooked is also very oily. I think its oiliness was really able to compare or even more than whole bulk of oil in BSP XD

My Damn Neighbour

Yesterday I invited my neighbor to come to my house. However, he asked me  for him to sleep in my house for one day. Fine then, let it be. But during the night was come and all of us had slept, he took out his fucking camera and took a picture from me when I slept. So the next day, I will highly recommend my father for not giving him ANY Angpao. HAHA (6)

First Day Of Hari Raya Adilfirtri

I have just visited my Malay cousin house. OMG I couldn't believe all of the uncle there were so funny. They don't even need to tell jokes for you to laugh. Instead they made some action which were really hilarious ;). By the way, I was also shocked that I received a huge sum of $80 there ($$) XDXD JK. Ah!! How lovely it was, I wish I will get more green packet tomorrow due to insufficient of money. Lastly, they prawn they made is too salty. :P

I Am Blessed ;)

Trust me it works!
Do you feel that you are blessed?
Yes, You should
Do anyone person here knows that the main reason for us to be born in this world?
I believe yes, but some only
Yesterday I dreamed about a god telling me the reason(Sorry, this part is really O.O.T)
Fine, we born in his world to be happy, excited and aesthetic
Agree?
Try to turn something which made you felt sad into happy!
Or else it will really be a loss for you
Me *ehem* never feel sad more than one second (Thats true)
This paragraph did make sense to one of my friend, Brenna Lim
As a conclusion, please be happy(Lame enough?)

Hari Raya Adilfitri :p

Firstly, happy Hari Raya Adilfitri to all Muslim. Between my stupid neigbour was bullying me during we playing firecrackers. But at last, his toes were bombed by firecracker and became nigger :P. Haha how pathetic it was! And thus this the most funniest stuff happened during MY Hari Raya.